- The quiet of 4 a.m. even in Los Angeles
- Taking a break after a fight with a friend, that could last 48 years.
- Humans don’t know how good they smell. Stop with the perfume.
- Coyotes taste like chicken.
- Everything looks different when you’re jumping rooftop to rooftop.
- People really should stop saying “Bite me” and “Kill me now.” It’s torture.
- A stake isn’t deadly. It’s just annoying.
- The Sun is a bitch with entitlement issues.
- Time to think…is overrated.
- Where to hide the bodies, a conundrum worsened by forensic scientists. Blast them.
I asked author F.M. Hopkins for a vampire list…
yikes.